Macho Tail Drop: The Movie

Take the 1971 Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, set it at the enigmatic headquarters of the world's most famous skateboard conglomerate, imbue it with the off-kilter humour of Wes Anderson and the fantastical surrealism of Terry Gilliam and Michel Gondry, and you have Machotaildrop.

I personally cannot wait to see this film. Holy crap it looks classic for a man of my history, and the history of many of you readers. Get ready!