Preston's Tuesday Tickler

Three gay guys were hanging out talking about their recently deceased partners whom were all cremated. The first guy says, "My Harold was an amazing pilot. I'm going to scatter his ashes in the sky." The second guy says, "My Randall was a great mariner. I'm going to scatter his ashes in the sea." The last guy says, "My Richard was an amazing lover. I'm going to mix his ashes into some chili and let him tear my ass up one last time."